This stuff is pretty friggin awesome! It is my premo number one choice when it comes to energy drinks. When I take that first sip, its like little energy fairies are dancing on my tounge playing their happy little flutes. This stuff is THAT good. I would REALLY like to give it a rating of 5, but I gotta go ahead and give it a 4.5 I am saving that rating of 5 for that drink that really changes my life.
You should go out and buy this shit immediately. It is what mornings are made of. Also there is no sugar in the can! How do they pack so much awesome punch flavor and kick without sugar? It must be those crazy, dancing, flute playing fairies. Strongly recommended to anybody looking for an affective great tasting drink.
So I have come up with my own (patent pending) rating scale for MyEnergyDrinkReviews. My scale ranges from 1 (being worst) to 5 (being the best)
The description for a rating of #1 is an “Elephant just shit in my mouth!” This is the most disgusting thing that popped in my mind when I think of bad taste. I have never actually experienced an elephant shitting in my mouth, but it can’t be good right? Anyhow this is only used for REAL disgusting crap. Worst of the worst, bottom of the barrel. Like listening to Lady Gaga or Justin Beiber.
The description for a rating of #3 is like “Owning a pet monkey.” I know what you are thinking, “Troy, owning a pet monkey would be awesome!” Sure it would be pretty cool at times, but the fact is there are lots of non-fun monkey facts we don’t think about. Like for instance the random monkey yelling at all hours of the night. It’s 3am and you gotta be up for work in the morning, but mister monkey doesn’t care. Because mister monkey doesn’t have a job. Or the fact that the little guys tend to throw poop (although the throwing poop could come in handy with one of those pesky neighbors, “hey Bob come over and check out my new monkey” Whammy! Thank will teach you to let your dog shit in my yard.) Overall all the pros and cons of a pet monkey equal out to adequate/borderline good. Just for the record I still want a pet monkey…
The description for a rating of #5 is “Spanktastic!!” Now this isn’t a real word and has no definite meaning, but when I think of true AWESOMENESS I think Spanktasic! I have never experienced such pure Zen amazing feeling, but strive to find that drink out there that does it for me…. You know, that kind of drink that you have to change your pants when you’re done. Yep that good!
So that is my short rating scale. Please enjoy it in my future reviews… Lets get to drinking!
So here I am with my first website! My name is Troy and I am somewhat of an Energy Drink Snob. I need them in my life about as much as I need water (probably more). I am pretty sure my Thyroids have shut down and my body no longer produces its own natural energy. But why produce energy when you can buy it?
OK it appears my ADD is kicking and and I am getting a little off track. I have created this site to entertain and inform about this crucial product. I will be sampling many various energy drink and then putting in a detailed review on each along with a rating scale system (most likely 1 to 10).
I would like to compare what I am doing to a wine connoisseur, except I won’t be getting drunk during the process (who am I kidding? That’s a lie. I most definitely will be mixing in alcohol during this process).
So here is to the awesome journey (not for my health) of testing all the MANY energy drink there are available out there. Please check back soon to find my results as I hope to update them as I go. LETS GET CRAZY!!
***I would like to note that I am not a doctor, nor am I qualified to give medical advice. However, I do read a lot of WebMD and I drink an shit ton of these things, so I’m about as credible as anybody out there***